A USB Christmas

After searching online for the perfect gift for computer game addict, I came across this - the USB Eye Warmer.

Here is the description: Eyes get fatigued from staring at the computer screen all the day? Just put up the USB Eye Warmer, it can warm up your eyes and help you to get rid of tiredness. It not only relaxes your eyes but also comforts your entire body. It is lightweight and portable that you can carry with you anywhere. Users can control temperature at hand by the power on/off switch.

Here are a few more. Click the links to find out more.

USB Pole Dancer
The USB Pole Dancer is the optimal gift for the person who always wanted to have their own private dancer but never had the means.

There is even a video to watch of it in action.



USB Finger Dance Mat
Don’t work – dance! Bring the dance floor to your office desktop with this highly entertaining interactive USB Finger Dance Mat!








USB Whack it!
Bring classic arcade gaming to your desktop with the USB whack it.


USB Hamster

This is no ordinary hamster in a cage, it’s USB powered and runs as fast as you type.














USB Heating Slippers Do your feet ever get cold when sat at your PC? Don't worry! A pair of USB Heating Slippers can help to keep your feet toasty while you are working near the computer in a cold environment.






USB Heating Gloves

Each glove has a warming pad inside and once you plug it into a USB port, they gently warm your hands.





USB Nail Care System

The “USB Nail Care System” has been developed to help you do the nail care by yourself, easily and simply, anywhere at home or office.

Orgasmaboob

Not sure what this does. Website just describes it as a Sex Sound Box with USB




USB SEX TOYS

Apparently making love with your distant loved ones is now a reality!

“The Virtual Sex Machine is the world’s first interactive real time sex system that gives you the virtual reality experience of having a sexual liaison not only with an adult video star, but also with your distant loved ones!”

I will leave it to you to read the website for more details on how to use this device.

The USB Cybersex Device sounds even more interactive where according to instructions "a male partner can control the vibrator of a woman whereas the female partner in turn is able to manipulate the vagina used by a man."

And finally this device from www.7cv.com where the instructions are all in Chinese.